Vocab with JQ Stylez!

February 19, 2008

I love hanging out with “The Business” because he always clues me in on some sweet East Coast lingo that I haven’t heard.  Last night at Karaoke night two of these terms came to good use:

Chode:  For our purposes here, this means an annoying dude, usually at a bar. (There are other definitions that you probably DON’T want to know.)  They are dressed to impress (in there own minds), aren’t afraid to give you the stare down and love to mix it up with any ladies you might have brought to the bar.

If you are dressed like Vanilla Ice circa 1989, you are probably a chode.
If you are wearing 2 or more items that have your fraternity emblems on them, you are probably a chode.
If you feel superior to everyone based on your body size, law degree or fashion sense, you are likely a chode.

Some good places to find these people are at Joggers, Black Forest or any campus bar.

I also learned about someone who is “on the pull”.  This is a girl who is going out with the sole purpose of hooking up with a dude.  I guess this is why most people go to bars in the first place.  Because these girls are out there. 

Well, what happened last night is evidence of what is ripping society apart at the seams.  This is when a girl “on the pull” makes a connection with a first-class chode.  I was able to witness this in person and it was fascinating. 

The chode couldn’t really speak proper English and literally formed most of his sentences in a freestyle rhyming format.  I am so glad that I am not joking.

His opening line to this girl was something like…”I saw you and your beer so I had to come near and drop some knowledge that you want to hear.”  Regardless of how odd this was, the girl was all over him. 

Now to give this chode access and positive feedback is to rally all of chode-nation to believe they can do the same and this is the position all of us nice guys find ourselves in. 

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